It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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