I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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