imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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