We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I AM VODKA MAN
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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