People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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