my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
This house was built for laser tag.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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