How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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