Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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