with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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