Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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