In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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