Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
porn star boner night. come get it.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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