she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
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you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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