Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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