Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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