Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
operation have a gay friend backfired
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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