Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We left an ass print on the piano.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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