Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just had sex bonerless
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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