so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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