Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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