She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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