pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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