She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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