Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
ttyl tear gas
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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