Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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