Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
