But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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