I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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