He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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