If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
they're like a gay fantastic four
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
