Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Terrible idea I love it
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
how does that bad decision feel?
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