well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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