I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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