I wannas sexs uuuuu
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.