Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway