i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?