im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals