Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry sidneyyy1 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

Fav 39 3162 1116
share tweet
(503): View more from Oregon

i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.

Fav 19 7286 790
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(719): View more from Colorado

Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true

Fav 20 5064 993
share tweet
(519): View more from Ontario

mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing

Fav 7 4196 1349
share tweet
(701): View more from North Dakota

how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?

Fav 6 3937 1193
share tweet
(613): View more from Ontario

who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked

Fav 4 2942 946
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(407): View more from Florida

Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?

(912): View more from Georgia

Home?

Fav 2 2563 1138
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(613): View more from Ontario

i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick

Fav 0 390 242
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live

Fav 0 17 55
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT