I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Randomize