and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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