yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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