i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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