why do cheetos always look like penises
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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