he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
