I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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