Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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