I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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