I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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