Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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