It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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