Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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