Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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