problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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