Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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