and next time when you feel me up, do it right
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
