I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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